I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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