Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just want to make out with him forever
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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