that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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