Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
