i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm always down for nudity.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize