Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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