Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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