I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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