I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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