I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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