If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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