What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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