Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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