hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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