ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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