worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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