Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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