How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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