Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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