Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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