I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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