Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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