We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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