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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dicks are not precious.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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