She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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