My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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