I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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