i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
high people should be assigned attendants
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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