he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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