your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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