Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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