Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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