i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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