the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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