I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I deserve this hangover.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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