YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
