I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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