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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Sober January is a disaster.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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