My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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