i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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