She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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