I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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