Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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