do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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