You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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