I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just gargled with NyQuil
My life is pants optional.
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