HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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