somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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