thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What a dumb baby whore.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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