My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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