1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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