just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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