i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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