So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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