They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm at about main and main street
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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