she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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