woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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